I’ve had this image stuck in my head for a while now.
First year Phil Coulson following Steve around Hogwarts for pictures and autographs like Colin Creevey.
If you can’t tell, he’s holding a polaroid and a chocolate frog card.
after the quidditch match…
Good Morning, Capt— ∑(O//O )!?
Captain, I- ∑(O//O )!?
So, um, they are reconfirming Coulson’s Awesomeness.
I believe this is The Beetle. And, if TVtropes is to be believed, Ultimate Spider-Man made him a much more dangerous foe then in other continuities. In his earlier appearance, the Beetle pretty much destroyed the team (A modified Heroes for Hire) and the only reason he didn’t flat out win was because his target wasn’t there. So, yeah, dangerous.
And that, people, is Agent Phil Freaking Coulson being his equal in hand to hand combat and stating he’s the only person to ever arrest him.
don’t worry phil
“Captain America is MY…I mean is the greatest living super hero!”
“It’s OK, Phil.” “YOU KNOW MY NAME???”
“This is not mine.”
“Captain and I have extreme SHIELD business things to attend to.”
“Hey Phil, how would you like to hold my shield?” “REALLY!?”
Marvel Marvel Marvel
Stop playing my pheelings PLEASE!!!